Title: Dining on Pluto
Characters: Sam Tyler, Gene Hunt
Rating: Green Cortina
Word Count: 1060
Summary: In which we discuss the significance of the pomegranate, much to Gene's chagrin.
Notes: Set at some vague point in time prior to the series finale.

“So, what you’re saying is, you’re here to criticize my food, insult my person, and nick my bed?”