Hey there! Was so pleased to find this comm and all the wonderful fic here, this is my de-lurk and small contribution:
Title: That Old Zen Paradox (Or: If two policeman shag and no one hears them, does that mean it didn't happen?)
Rating: Brown Cortina
Word Count: ~4,000
Pairing: Slash, Gene/Sam
Notes: Sex can't sound like sex any more
Hope you like it!