Rating: Blue Cortina with a tinge of brown around the edges due to possible hint of dub-con. But mostly it's just silliness with a few swear words.
Word count: 5,125.
Note: This is for the meta challenge, although I have to warn you that the crack quotient may outrun the meta quotient. Oh hell, what am I saying... they're running hand in hand together through a field of daisies.
Special thanks: To Janni and Andy, for holding the elevator for me.
When Gene opens his mouth, weird things happen. Maybe it's because he's stinking drunk... or is Sam just getting the wrong meds again?