Title: 10 Downing: "5 People Gene Hunt Slammed the Phone Down On...and One Person He Visited in Person" and "The Fight of the Century"
Rating: Blue Cortina
Word Count: 523/956
Warnings: AU, Slash, Liberal use of the F-word, Litton, crack. OH DEAR GOD THE CRACK.
Summary: Gene Hunt has fun with the phone. Litton vs. Gene Hunt. The prize? Control of Her Majesty's Government.
Notes: No internet for a while makes for a very, very insane author.